- ♪ we workthe hard, honest job ♪ ♪ we ate our cornoff the cobb ♪ ♪ we wereproud young americans ♪ ♪ ooh yeah - hey, ma. i finished plowingthe fields. - [sniffles] - i'm sorry it took so long. i'll go faster next time,
although i do liketo be by myself. what's wrong, ma? - our houseis being foreclosed on. your father has gone ondown to the bank to beg for mercy. - [sighs]well... i did see this flyer fora two-point shooting contest. i could enter it, and if we win enough money,we could save the house.
- you know what your pasays about shooting, that shooting's for show-offs. you know how muchyour father loves fundamentals. - but, ma, i gotthe sweetest stroke around. ask any of the cows. [crack]ow, my back. - oh, larry, lie down. - [groans] - oh, larry,i believe in you.
i can drive you tothe two-point shooting contest. - [sighs]tape me up. [upbeat music] - ♪ we didn't slouchwhen we walked ♪ ♪ we didn't cusswhen we talked ♪ [indistinct chatter] - hello, mrs. thompson. - aren't you gonnaget to stretching? - i don't stretch.stretching's for show-offs.
- my ball playingdoes the talking for me, so... - [chuckles] - [blows whistle] [funk music] ♪ [cheers and applause] [blows whistle] - come on, larry,you lazy bum. you good-for-nothing.
never done anythingin your life. why don't you goand do something with yourself instead of just sitting aroundand being a lazy "b"? [dramatic music][back cracking] [somber music] you know how much your fatherloves fundamentals. never did anythingin your life. - oh, my boy. - i didn't win the moneyto save the farm.
- no house could be worthmore than the pride i have in your fundamentals. - thank you, sir. - we're gonna haveto live in the car now. - you got a lot of talent,larry bird. - make no mistake,magic johnson, i will [bleep] end you. [chuckles] - ♪ we said our prayersbefore bed ♪
♪ we didn't sex till we wed